1. Locate the mothership. That's me. Especially if out of sight.
2. Hold hands. All day. All around the house. Even with a strange man at the park once.
3. Follow the leader. That means do whatever Shayne is doing and how ever she is doing it.
4. Forage for food. In the cupboards. In my purse. Anything anyone else is eating. Since I've been writing this she's brought 3 bags of trail mix and a box of Ritz crackers for me to open for her.....
5. Avoid solitary confinement at all costs. Especially when the warden really, really, really wants to get something done or take a nap herself.
And that's about it. Oh the life of a 1 year old.
